Virgin Life

  • He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

    She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about perspective. This old dude is complaining that he has to work hard. Then this young gal basically says that being a virgin at 28 is just as bad as working your tail off. She thinks her life sucks because she ain't getting any action! Being a virgin is like a dusty book on a shelf, nobody wants to touch it. Fun fact: Bears can smell virginity from up to 5 miles away. But don't worry, I'm not interested in that!

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  • Am a 31 virgin, do you know what I call it , Hopelessness and Premeditated suicide very soon

    Knobby Kusimanse

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