Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Alright listen up, chucklenuts. This dude is so down in the dumps that he's asking for help to tie a noose. A NOOSE. It's dark humor because suicide isn't funny, but this dude makes it kinda funny... because you're probably as dumb as he is.