Tying a Noose

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

Noose
Knot
Depression
Dark Humor
Suicide
Relationship

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, chucklenuts. This dude is so down in the dumps that he's asking for help to tie a noose. A NOOSE. It's dark humor because suicide isn't funny, but this dude makes it kinda funny... because you're probably as dumb as he is.