What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
