Climber jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?

Because it was her dad.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?

You untie the rope.

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.