Climber jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?

Because it was her dad.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.