Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
a lumberjack goes to a person´s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer