Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? LEAF me alone

Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

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