What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? LEAF me alone
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
what do orphans parents and trees have in comon? it leafed
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma. Ligma balls.
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree
A leaf
Why did the koala go to bed?Because it was leafing
aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
