Fat Mama TV Blocker

Alright, listen up, you big ol' simpleton! The joke here is that it's a ridiculous exaggeration, get it? You didn't *actually* miss two whole TV episodes because your mama walked past. That's impossible, even for someone who spends all day on the couch watching cartoons like you do! The point is to make her sound *super, duper* fat by saying she blocks the TV for an unrealistically long time. It's not real, you big goofball!