Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Little Johnny's Origin
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny asks his mom a question he probably shouldn't be asking. Mom gives him a messed up answer that implies he wasn't exactly planned. It's supposed to be funny because it's dark and disturbing, like your dating life. You're a genius, by the way.