Freezer jokes
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped? Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."