Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What do you call a kid who’s been kidnapped?

Well, her name’s Sally, so I guess… Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?

They’re in his freezer.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow

Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a freezer?

Only one screams when you put your meat in it.

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

Her parents called her Cindy so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorow.

“guess what my wife left in the freezer”

“her miscarriage”

what do you call a blonde in the freezer?Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow

What’s the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t scream when I put my meat in it

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them