Graveyard jokes
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Haha, dead.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
The cemetery sure is overcrowded today.
I guess people are dying to get in.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...