Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS: While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!
The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her
I told her no I don’t like graveyards
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard
Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious
I would say something funny but I would have to dig someone up
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin
if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing
