Graveyard

Graveyard Jokes

Place

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

Tombstone

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

Orphan

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Orphan

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

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  • Grandma

    My grandma asked me if I could visit her.

    I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.

    Friend

    Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

    People

    When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."

    Orphanage

    People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

    Wife

    I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.

    People

    Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.