Graveyard jokes
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.