Graveyard jokes
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:
While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
The cemetery sure is overcrowded today.
I guess people are dying to get in.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.