I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
Broken Pencil
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is all about wordplay, see? A broken pencil is *pointless* because it has no point, get it? And telling a story about it is *pointless* because it's a waste of time! You probably think a broken pencil is just a regular pencil after being snapped in half, huh? Dumbass.
you shall not know
Wow that was so pointless