Gorilla jokes
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
RIP Harambe.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!