Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
RIP Harambe.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to? - The Monkees and Gorillaz
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
