Why does g-unit and c-unit stands for ?gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.
RIP Harambe
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
What did George Washington carver had anything to do with gorilla"s? It's a little possible ya dummy
Who is the gorilla"s favorite president of the most recent years? It's hairy truman.
How did gertie gorilla make the playboy magazine? She was ape-ril!
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
