Gorilla

Gorilla Jokes

Food

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Girl

My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Pussy

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

Parking Lot

Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?

Cross

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.

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  • Dummy

    What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

    President

    Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

    Roast

    Me and my friend roasting each other.

    Friend: You look like a baboon.

    Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!

    City

    Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

    It was called Fall-adelphia.

    Music

    What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

    The Monkees and Gorillaz.

    Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

    Feminist

    Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.