What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why does g-unit and c-unit stands for ?gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
RIP Harambe
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect it's balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
How did gertie gorilla make the playboy magazine? She was ape-ril!
Who is the gorilla"s favorite president of the most recent years? It's hairy truman.
What did George Washington carver had anything to do with gorilla"s? It's a little possible ya dummy
Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.
