Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Bedroom Persuasion
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so this dude wanted to get some action, but his girl wasn't feeling it. He tried to play it cool, like he just wanted to cuddle. But the next minute, the walls were shaking! So, he wanted the sexy time and it sounds like he got it. You probably don't get any banging because you spend your days posting jokes online. Sad!