You jokes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Hollow Knight Meme
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.