At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
You Jokes
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Like if you can relate and comment if you think this is funny
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
