You jokes
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Memes
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.