🦄 Entity

I like Unicorns🦄, Anime🌌 and the Stars⭐. I'm German🇩🇪, comin from Earth🌍 and otherwise my identity remains a secret...🕳️ ≈Position from here: 52° 7' 32'' N, 1° 42' 12'' W
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🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“

Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?

-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...

When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.


A Vampire goes to the Bakery:

Vampire🧛‍♂️: „One Bun please.“

Bäcker👩‍🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“

Vampir🧛‍♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“

What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.

-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...

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What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?

I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...