🦄 Entity

I like Unicorns🦄, Anime🌌 and the Stars⭐. I'm German🇩🇪, comin from Earth🌍 and otherwise my identity remains a secret...🕳️ ≈Position from here: 52° 7' 32'' N, 1° 42' 12'' W

Registered on 7/16/2022 · 32 followers · Last active 1 year ago

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"

🌧☔ Rain:

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

When you take a Selfie of your new Vehicle...

A pilot is taking a selfie with an airplane in the background and is positioned so the viewer can see his tie. The plane is flying over the ocean with mountains and a city in the distance.

When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.

A cartoon drawing of a figure with light grey hair, a blue and white dress, and a tail. The figure has a simple, almost childlike design.

What is a dry swimmer?

Not in the water...

A vampire goes to the bakery.

Vampire: "One bun, please."

Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

What if your Corona test is neutral?

What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?

- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...

What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?

I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...