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When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"
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I like Unicorns🦄 and Anime🌌.
I'm German🇩🇪, comin from Earth🌍 and otherwise my identity remains a secret...🕳️
If you don't like me: (089) 6906630
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Position fromhere: 52° 7' 32'' N, 1° 42' 12'' W
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私は 2023 年 2 月 17 日に死ぬかもしれません
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🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
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🌧☔ Rain:
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Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
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When you take a Selfie of your new Vehicle...
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When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
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What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
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A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
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What if your Corona Test is neutral?
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What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...