if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A:He only comes once a year.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
JoE mAmA sO FaT ThaT whEn sANtA cAmE tO OuR HoUsE hE sAiD " hO hO hOLy sHiT, sHe dAmN ThiCK - - " .v.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas
I thought mary a josphe did but ok
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
