There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
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The Twilight fanbase.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
What do you call a priest who became a singer Michael Jackson
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.