Bowling Ball jokes

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"