Bowling Ball jokes

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.