You jokes
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.