You jokes
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"