Alastor Wade.

Salutations!

Registered on 2/17/2024 · 3 followers · Last active 1 year ago

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

Cyber bullying at its best

Two cartoon characters are shown. One on the left is pointing up, a speech bubble says 'Now tell him 'kys''. The other character on the right is tapping a phone. An arrow points from the top of their head to the text 'Cyber-bullying'.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Kinky~

A cartoonish character with a sly expression and a suggestive look. Text on the image reads: "NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before. Kinky."