Alastor Wade.

Salutations!

Registered on 2/17/2024 · 2 followers

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

Alastor: You know, Charlie, thanks
to your hotel scheme, I've learned
to appreciate the little things in
life and death.
Charlie: Yes! Good, Al! Like what?
Alastor: All the usual things: my
first ever radio broadcast, helping
my mother cook, and being the first
ever person to actually strangle
someone with their intestines.

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

If you think
about it..
Thinking about
thinking is the hardest
sort of thinking
there is.

Cyber bullying at its best

Now
tell him
"Kys"
DANI
DRANS
cyling
Tap
tap

Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Kinky~

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