Panera jokes
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.