Panera jokes
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.