Panera

Panera Jokes

Panera Bread

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

End

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Food

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Depression

If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Guy

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Man

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Man

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Credit

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.