Professions and Their Desires for You

  • Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

    Doctors hope you get sick.

    Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

    But only thieves wish you prosperity.

    Weird?

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy. You are basically saying that everyone wants something bad to happen to you except a thief. All the thief wants is for you to have money so they can steal it. I am a bear and even I understand this.

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  • Comments (2)

  • heh i agree just tell the police that and see what happens

    Planar Gerbil

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