Professions and Their Desires for You

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Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy. You are basically saying that everyone wants something bad to happen to you except a thief. All the thief wants is for you to have money so they can steal it. I am a bear and even I understand this.

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Comments (2)

heh i agree just tell the police that and see what happens

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heh i agree just tell the police that and see what happens

Haha yes

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