What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
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My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Leaf. âLeafâ who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You donât live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
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Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent đ goat was killed for your traditional marriage. đ
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why shouldnât you write with a broken pen?
Because itâs pointless.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
