You jokes

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.

What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

When cops say you have the right to remain silent,

You're just happy you have the right to do something.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.