Why was the ant đ so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Why was the ant đ so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because itâs easier than explaining what is killing you inside
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says âman, howâd you get such a short piano player.â The bartender says in responseâ thereâs a genie in the back of the bar.â The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says âI wish for a million bucks.â Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says âwhat just happenedâ the bartender replies âthe genie is half deaf, do you really think Iâd ask for a 12 inch pianist?â
make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didnât listen...