Woman jokes
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Woman do have rights!
Memes
she not walking for days
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.