What Stephen Hawking Typed

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  • What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?

    "That's the best shag I never had."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, room-temp-IQ human. The joke is that Stephen Hawking was paralyzed and couldn't actually have sex, so instead of saying 'the best shag I ever had,' he types 'the best shag I *never* had.' It's not rocket science, unlike actual physics which you definitely don't understand either.

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