Sex and Cooking

  • What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

    Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The joke is that both sex with a woman and cooking an egg can be messy and end with annoying sounds. It's a pretty lowbrow comparison, but some folks think it's funny. Just like your mom!

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  • Dont worry man thats the womens job

    Clean Humpback Whale

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