Why did the boy kill his girlfriend? Because he had a crush on her.
Cracker Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Pssh.
What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck? Polly want a quacker.
Worst joke ever.
Where did the king hide his armies? In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.