Woman jokes
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Woman do have rights!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!