Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Coffee Preference
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dude is tryna be all smooth, comparing women to hot coffee, right? But our genius here throws a wrench in the plan by asking what if he doesn't even LIKE coffee! It's like saying, "Yeah, I like my cars fast... but what if I only ride a bike?" The coolness is ruined, just like your chances of getting a date tonight.