Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
do you wanna know how I recently seduced and obese woman, actually it was a piece of cake
Why do woman only use there left arm because they don’t have rights.
A couple is on their first date. Man: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently. Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up ... you're next!"
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him tampon and ask him what period it came from
How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
