My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
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Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
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why is there no woman on the moon?
because it doesnt need to be cleaned
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
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How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him tampon and ask him what period it came from
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
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Feminism
