Dishwasher Snow Plow

This is a play on words, or a pun. It uses the term 'dishwasher' which is both a machine, and also a slang for a woman who does the dishes. It implies that giving a woman a shovel is the way to get her to plow snow.

• Dishwasher
• Shovel
• Woman
• Snow
• Winter
• Tool

• What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
• What should you do if the dishwasher breaks? Kick her.
• Why was the snowman smiling? Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
• Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!