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Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.