Stomach jokes
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 馃槖
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can鈥檛 take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can鈥檛 take tablets on an empty stomach.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Why don鈥檛 I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Diarrhea.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn鈥檛 tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.