Fat

Anonymous

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help!” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”

Speed

Anonymous

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:… You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

Miscarriage

Overhang

What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage

Man

Jcy

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

Doctor

Daniel King

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Butterfly

Anonymous

How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?

Stop eating caterpillars

Baby

Anonymous

There were three babies in a moms stomach. One baby asks, “what do you want to be when you grow up” The other baby answers, “a doctor I want to help people, what about you” “I want to be an engineer, I want to make things, what about you” he asks to the third baby. “I want to be a hunter”. “Why” the other babies ask. “I want to kill the snake that spits on my face”

Fat

🍐🍆

YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆

Man

Anonymous

They say that “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

Man

Anonymous

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

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Upset

Ruth Phipps

What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.

Die

lily :)

Why doesn’t Africa have pharmacies? Because you can’t take drugs on an empty stomach.

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