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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn’t get what he wanted. I told me friend there’s a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him “The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a ‘hole’ lot of fun.”

Guy 2 whispering : oh i got tired of acting gay

Guy 1: i heard you, why are you acting gay ?

Guy 2: to attract gays and then give them an advice

Guy 1: so what’s your advice to me ?

Guy 2: that i just know you’re gay

LoL xD

Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?

My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? – Their knees.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it’s simple , she pushes all the right buttons "

One time, I bought a magnet, my wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn’t help myself, I felt attracted to it.

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