If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
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Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK Whats that? said the orphans attractive brilliant cute darling ellegant funny georgeous and hot Whats the ijk Im just kidding🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
