Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
ye eli is hot
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
I’m horny and gay
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Your really sexy 😉
