Attraction jokes
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
You're so hot!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.