Attraction jokes
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.