The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
A Man's First Look
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you dummy. You thought this was deep? It's about a man pretending he's looking at a woman's heart but really he's lookin' at her chest. It's like saying you're going to the gym to work out your brain, but everyone knows you're just checkin' yourself in the mirror.