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What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth…

What’s pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her aborted fetus.

Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?

Her miscarriage

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm

Once, there was a couple about to have sex. “I have something to confess,” said the shy wife. The husband then said, “Whatever it is, I will still love.” The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, “It’s okay, I’m a baby down there anyways.” He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said “I thought you were a baby down there.” The husband then said “I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds.”…

What is Jesus’ favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE F... UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: “Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

What’s pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her aborted fetus

What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?

Cot death!

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

Whats pink, 6 inches long and makes my boyfriend scream when I put it in his mouth? My aborted fetus.

What’s about 12 inches long has a purple head and can make woman scream all night?

Cot death

What is Jesus’ favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What’s 8 inches long, pink, and my wife screams when I put it in her mouth?

-her miscarriage

Q:what’s 8 inches and makes my wife scream when I put it in her mouth A:her dead fetus

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a p.... wet.

My girlfriend said, “GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!” So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.

What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?

Her abortion

why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

Me: God Bryce do we really have to talk about this again? Bryce: what? Me: Your still talking shit!! I already told you! It’s 9 inches! Stop saying it’s 3! P.S. I’m a girl

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep

my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose