A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section
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A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches
I like my wine like my women 16 and in my basement
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A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.
why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist
