Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him tampon and ask him what period it came from
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Feminism.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
A woman brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and requests further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his head and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs off quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, "my beloved hamster is dead." "I'm sorry for your loss," the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars," says the vet. "What? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
