Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
No Woman on the Moon
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants. This joke says women only good for cleanin'. Get it? You probably don't, since you probably still think the earth is flat, you knucklehead.
Jagged Zonkey
This wouldn't have happened if we still had the DuMont network with its visions of Jackie Gleason of the Honeymooners: "To the moon, Alice, to the moon!"