what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Woman Jokes
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
