Woman jokes

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.

One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."

The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"

The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."

So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.

"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."

The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"

The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.

Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.