Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
