A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Bank Robbery Witness Problem
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dude robs a bank and offs anyone who saw him. Then he asks a couple if they saw anything. The husband is a real genius and throws his wife under the bus to save his own skin. Classic self-preservation, which you wouldn't know anything about considering you probably trip over your own feet trying to find your way out of a paper bag.
Comments (1)
shaylie
lol