Babysitting Back Ribs Disaster

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. You probably think the babysitter was cookin' up some tasty pork ribs, right? Nah, they were makin' DINNER outta the BABY! Get it? You probably don't, 'cause you're slower than molasses in January. I'd make you my honey pot but you ain't worth the sticky paws.

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