Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
