A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …

Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship and I don’t have time for you asap daughter daughter or your mother or your call or your choice of choice

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