A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. “What are my choices?” he asked.

“Yes or No,” she replied.

Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”

It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? “Yes or No,” the flight attendant replied.

I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a “choice”. But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called “murder”.

Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!

What’s a nuns weapon of choice? Nun-chucks

Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship and I don’t have time for you asap daughter daughter or your mother or your call or your choice of choice

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