Disaster jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.