Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
where did sally go when the bomb exploded?
everywhere
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that
Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
