Disaster jokes
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.