Disaster

Disaster Jokes

North Tower

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

Jenga

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Plane

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Dad

    My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

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  • 9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    Titanic

    Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

    Mom

    What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • Reader

    Who are the fastest readers?

    911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

    Tower

    Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

    It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Twin Towers

    Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

    Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • Titanic

    Titanic was sinking.

    Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

    Captain: "Two miles."

    Passenger: "Which direction?"

    Captain: "Down."

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  • 9/11

    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.