Disaster jokes
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
These jokes crash and burn.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"