Karen jokes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
so funny
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Really Karen?
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.