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Girlfriend

Usually Morbid

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey

American

need a salt?

Q: what is a Karen called in Europe

A: an American

Wife

Anonymous

I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!

Mushroom

Anonymous

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

Time

J0K35

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.

Anorexic

Anonymous

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass’s sandwich…

Die

Anonymous

Stop making jokes about cancer … i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair … my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

Mum

Anonymous

karens yell i screm my mum fucks me

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