Karen jokes
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
😮💨 KAREN
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Really Karen?
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.