What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Karen Jokes
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
😮💨 KAREN
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Really Karen?
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
