What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
