What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says "oh my god your shoulders are broad!" another woman says "are you sure it's a woman?"
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
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Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a couple inches
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
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Man I love this joke: Women’s rights
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property
What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head
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A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
