Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
Man I love this joke: Women’s rights
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
i don't need a punch in karens are the only joke i need
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfil her rape fantasy
