friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now i live in constant fear
