Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
why did the blind woman get raped?
because she didnt know she was wearing see through clothes
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted taxi
What do lawyers wear to court?lawsuits
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
