Wear jokes

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the mermaid wear for math class?

Algaebra.

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

What does a house wear? Address.

If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.

And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.

What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.

Did you get seafood without me?

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!