Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?
So they don't whistle on the way down !
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
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Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What do lawyers wear to court?lawsuits
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
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my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
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