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Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! đ
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, âWhose funeral is it?â
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, âI havenât decided yet.â
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why are eagles đŚ bald?
Because they donât wear wigs.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnât wear a seatbelt.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
