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Flagpole Climber

Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.

*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...

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Alright listen up, you dummy. This chick is climbing a flagpole for money, right? But her mom thinks the dude just wants to see her undies. So, the girl goes up the pole without panties, thinking she's outsmarted him. But then the dude is like "Holy shit ;-;" because she not wearing panties. You get it? You probably don't, you look pretty dumb.

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