Waldo jokes
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.