Waldo jokes
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.