Waldo jokes
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.