Waldo jokes
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
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In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
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Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.