Waldo jokes

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

In America, you find Waldo.

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.